I thought it was a genius plan. Pure, evil genius. I’d challenge him not to masturbate for an entire week leading up to our weekend together, and I’d take on the challenge too, to be fair. Then I’d send him dirty blog posts, videos, and pictures all week to try to make him crack. Brilliant, right?
The upshot of my plan is that I spent hours… HOURS… looking at sex blogs, porn, and dirty pics to find just the right ones, and I can’t masturbate.
Longest. Week. Ever.